365 days of love.
May 24, 2016
One year ago today, I married Jordan. Fellas, to get the scoop on how to find eternal bliss, follow these steps ~
step 1: open your eyes and realize you are already friends with the woman of your dreams.
step 2: finally ask her out on a date. goes to @moes crosstown.
step 3: write poetry together, at Moes, and sneak in some flirtatious lines
step 4: rest. take time to breathe. enjoy the ride.
step 5: get to know her cat. make sure the cat likes you. this is important.
step 6: always be on time for each date. always.
step 7: after a year and a half of dating, ask her to marry you.
step 8: continue to write poetry for her. embarrass her at your performances, on stage.
step 9: pretend like you are the coolest person in the world
step 10: realize that it’s silly to pretend that you are the coolest person in the world.
step 11: realize that she’s the smartest woman in the world.
step 12: get married. enjoy every moment. the best day of your life.
step 13: (continue working on step 5)
step 14: love her, forever.